you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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