Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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