absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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