its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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