Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
there is glitter all over my balls
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