: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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