Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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