it was like his penis was on wheels.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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