we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
