if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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