I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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