everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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