I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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