He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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