Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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