Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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