He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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