I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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