About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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