Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think your dad took our porno
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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