why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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