it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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