so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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