It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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