Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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