I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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