brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he was CRYING into my vagina
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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