U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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