You really coming over, don't trick.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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