the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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