It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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