the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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