that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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