if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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