i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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