Well apparently he's into motor boating.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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