Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
3 2 1 whiskey
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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