I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
and she was petting her beer can
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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