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you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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