I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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