And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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