am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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