How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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