The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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