Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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