Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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