Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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