I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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