At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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