hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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