If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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