I can tuck mytits in my pants
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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