But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
one might say we're banned from that church
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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