For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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