wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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