none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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